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    Quote Originally Posted by paulokes View Post
    So the monk pays for his hotdog, the vendor takes his money and turns away. "Hey", says the monk. "Where's my change?".

    The vendor looks up and says "Change comes from within"

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    I am wondering around this forum a bit more now,
    where i come upon this thread.

    The above joke really did make me smile, something i haven't done in a long while.

    Thanks so much for lifting me with this

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    Nice jobs, and jokes. You have told me great jokes, that are not jokes. For they are truths.

    Buddha said in the Diamond Sutra: I have preached Dharmma, because what I preached is not real dharma, so it is called dharma.

    Why not dharma? If you don't understant its meaning, it is not dharma.

    If you don't understand the joke's meaning it is not a joke at all.

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    Does this count?

    Caution: naughty words.



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    A friend years ago gave me this bumper sticker:

    My Other Vehicle is the Mahayana

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    Why do cows say mu?

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    Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
    A: He enters Nerdvana.

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    Does a cat have Buddha-nature?


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